I especially liked #50, 54, 58, 113, 129, 175... but, it was all good.
Btw, a Kalishnikov is a Soviet AK-47 if I'm not mistaken, and the song "Henry The VIII I Am" is a classic Oldie and reads as follows...
Hermans Hermits - I`m Henry Viii, I Am
I`m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She`s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn`t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I`m her eighth old man, I`m Henry
Henry the eighth I am